OK, what day is it today? Seems a while since I wrote (Alastair). So here´s a recap, relying on a memory warped by an experiment in the effects of severe and repeat altitude fluctuation. Well, the first thing is that if you want to be sure to get on your flight in Lima, wear smart clothes. The queue for check-in for our flight to Quito divided into two queues: a man at a little desk assigned people to the queues, apparently alternately. But as we stood unmoving in our queue, I perceived a subtle difference. The other queue was much shorter, and everyone in it was very well dressed. Our queue contained indigenous people, and people with backpacks (Graham) or dressed in jeans and t-shirts (me). In addition, the other queue led to a choice of four check-in desks; ours, to one check-in desk, occupied by a man having an increasingly vociferous argument with the check-in woman. Meanwhile the well-dressed people in the other queue sailed through...
Well, it turned out that the flight was overbooked, and those of us in the scumbag queue were the ones bumped off the flight. Still, they put us on a later flight, and eventually gave us vouchers for $200 worth of flights (if either of us happens to be in Latin America again during the next year) - after initially claiming that we weren´t entitled to any compensation... So everybody, dress smartly and don´t fly with LAN Peru!
Consequently we just had an hour at Quito airport before taking off again for Cuenca. Worryingly, the airline was called Icaro. That´s tempting fate a little, I thought...
Our day in Cusco was a typical 11 hour job, starting at 8am and finishing at 7pm. First was a project which works to change attitudes to sexist imagery in advertising and generally educate and empower women. We had an interesting chat in their office and then went outside to take pictures in front of a huge billboard in the middle of a dual carriageway. Then to another project, Fundacion Macan, who drove us out into the countryside to visit a farmer. First we stopped in a town called... called... oh never mind... where we had tortillas and Inca Kola (yes! you can buy Inca Kola in Ecuador too!) in a market place, surrounded by grimacing pigs being grilled whole on huge barbecues.
We then set off up a dirt track climbing up an impossibly steep hillside, where people have hewed terraces out of the slopes and grown gardens on marginal scrubland soil. We had to skitter down a path from the road for about 200 metres - oh my god! we have to go back up that path! in this heat! at this altitude! Consequently we spent a long time at the farm, Graham taking 43,000 pictures, me alternately interviewing the farmer - who was really cool and said ALL THE RIGHT THINGS - and staring vaguely off into the valley and the hills beyond. The family was growing a huge diversity of crops, a real organic agroecological biodiverse sustainable agriculture paradigm, which I guess is why we went there... But man, that was one hell of a climb back to the car.
From there we drove straight back to Cuenca and visited RedSIDAzuay, which is a network of HIV/AIDS organisations in the Azuay region. Graham got his first taker for a CIIR-supported microsite. I could have killed him because we were all ready to go then we had to stay for another 45 minutes while he talked through how the microsite works...
The next day was a 6.45am departure, a flight to Guayaquil, from which we were met by Fred, a 50-something Canadian with some fairly unreconstructed views about Ecuador and the development process. We had to cram into the back of a Daewoo Matiz with all our luggage (if you don´t know, that´s a f$&**ng small car) and the driver tried to take off while Graham was still climbing in the door. We went to a town called Pedro Carbo, sat in Fred´s office drinking coffee, went to a corn growing agricultural collective for 5 minutes, to a school for 10 minutes, then hit the road again in the midget car. Here is how to become disassociated from your surroundings: wake up excessively early having slept badly due to maniacs driving at high speed up and down the road outside your hotel window all night, or setting off firecrackers, or ringing church bells; get on an aeroplane; get into an extremely small car, and drive at speed for two hours through a sweltering coastal wasteland, with a slight break for coffee, corn and school; this last bit guided by a, how shall I say, interesting individual...
We were dropped, praising the Lard for our safe arrival, in Jipijapa - pronounced Hippy Happa - from where reality slowly started to coalesce again. Our hosts, Rocio the cooperante (development worker) and various counterparts, principally a man called Paulo who spoke good English, took us to a restaurant where Graham and I were treated to a speciality local fish. It was delicious, except with almost my last mouthful I swallowed something gristly - a bone perhaps? From that point on until the following morning, by which time I had forgotten about it, I was convinced that a bone was lodged in my throat, and that one or more of the following would eventuate: a) emergency tracheotomy performed by coffee farmer with blunt agricultural instrument; b) embarrassing misunderstandings culminating in doctor, at vast expense, telling me it was all in my imagination; c) death by choking and asphyxiation in small hotel room at 4am, miles from family and friends (well, except for Graham, in the room next door).
Anyway, it turned out to be (d): all in my mind.
Well, we visited a coffee farm (did you guess that?), saw coffee being processed and dried and roasted and ground and brewed, drank huge amounts of strong black coffee, and buzzing like smackheads drove to a port town called Manta, where Graham went out clubbing and I slunk off to my room with my fishbone... just too (a) tired or (b) old or (c) boring or (d) all of these to bother...
Next morning, up early again for another 8am flight - fantastico! power cut, no water to wash with, and no breakfast, and an airport full of people in yellow shirts. Ecuador was playing a world cup qualifier against Uruguay later in the day, needing only one point to qualify for the World Cup finals. People were travelling to Quito for the game. In fact the whole country was consumed with the match. When we finally got to Quito, and had some breakfast, and washed, and went out for a wander in the Centro Historico, 75% of the population - male, female, young, old, respectable, insane - were wearing yellow football shirts. At the appointed hour, we went to Luis (the CIIR country representative) house to watch the game. His house is great - about half an hour´s drive from Quito, big garden, three-storey house like a fairy tale cake. At half time Graham and I whipped Luis and his 12-year-old son Ernesto 4-3 in a hard-fought two-a-side match in the garden, which left myself and Graham gasping for air and Luis on the verge of a coronary...
Today (Sunday, I think) we got a lie-in! Didn´t have to leave the hotel until 10am. We went with Luis and a development worker from Chile called Bernadita to see... well... to see guinea pigs being roasted on spits. Fortunately both of us are vegetarians. Everybody else had to eat a quarter of a roasted guinea pig (complete with leg and curled claw)... Then we drove to Otavalo through a thunderstorm and met with another cooperante, Fernando, from Colombia, who invited us to his house for hot chocolate and arepas (a Colombian maize tortilla). So all in all it was a pretty laid back day - despite the death grimaces of skewered guinea pigs - nothing too demanding, nice people... And of course a chance to stand astride the equator, one foot in the north, one foot in the south...
So that´s it. If you have any further questions, please email Graham.